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Character Update:
A page dedicated to telling the stories of your favorite crew members from last summer to present day.
When last you saw WrightWorld in it's complete state, there were many colorful characters doing each of the pages. Some of them were popular, some of them were not. On this page you will discover their misadventures since that time, and maybe some of them will return.
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Big Buff Man
-------------LAST SUMMER
Big Buff Man was a loveable character, especially with the ladies. He was the company coat rack, largely due to Josh and John's jealousy, but also because of his immense stupidity. Near the end of the site's life, BBM began to do movie reviews. He only finished one, though, on The Green Mile, which he gave 7 thumbs up, before the Day of the Destroyer.
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Over the year, Big Buff Man searched and searched for a place to hire him. He first went to the classy, big company names, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, but each of them shut him out. In a desperate attempt to gain money, BBM underwent an experimental procedure to cure hangnails. The experiment went horribly horribly wrong, and now Big Buff Man is Big Boob Woman. Big Boob Woman will stay on the site, but she will always be looking for a way to reverse the procedure. There is little chance of finding a cure, and Josh and John couldn't be happier. (BBW below) |
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Sweet N. Sour
-------------LAST SUMMER
Sweet was introduced as BrownTown's mascot just before the Destroyer came lumbering by, so didn't gather enough attention to garner fans. His head is pure black lab, which makes him great with kids though.
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After rediscovering his roots at Mr. Happy's Puppy Farm and attempting to kick his martini addiction, Sweet has decided to join his old friend Josh here on the site.
Alright, so "technically" Sweet was never featured on WrightWorld, but he was BrownTown's (WrightWorld's old sister site) mascot, and lives on at SweetAndSourMonkeys.com. |
Bobo Da' Monkey
-------------LAST SUMMER
At the time, Bobo was near the peak of his career. Everyone knew who and what he represented, and he had millions of fans. He traveled to Washington D.C., watched John put a mouse in his mouth ala Tom Green in Road Trip, and he partied hearty.
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As of late, many seem to have forgotten about this delightful simian, but Lord knows he won't stay away for long. His old fans crave him, and the unknowing populace soon will as well. Bobo is through with his violent, murderous tendancies as well. Whenever he wants to kill, he just eats some Grey Poupon. We've gone through three cases already...He also will live on at WrightWorld.
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Myrtle
-------------LAST SUMMER
Myrtle was on the site for a short time. She was an evil grandmother/witch that caused all the problems in the world. She was rumored to be Max Dunne's grandmother.
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Sadly, Max's grandma has passed on, so it's obvious that our previous hunch of her being Myrtle were wrong. No one has seen or heard of Myrtle in a long while, but some think Ray Mulrenin's neighbors may be twin Myrtles. |
Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo
-------------LAST SUMMER
Joey Joe Joe caused a lot of problems with John, Josh, and their friends last summer, teasing people and sleeping with their moms, under the alias JoeShab14.
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Neither hide nor hair of Joey has been seen since his JoeShab14 enterprise went under, but their has been a strange resurgence of evil in the town of Evergreen Park lately...
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John Wright, Sexy Bitch
-------------LAST SUMMER
John offended ingenious gnomes, Brian Blankenship, dolphin lovers, and beavers.
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John is hated by all except WrightWorld fans and employees, Kevin Corley, and cowboy strippers. At least now he knows how to interpretive dance. |
Josh Brown, Sick Sick Lutheran
-------------LAST SUMMER
Josh and John, best of buds, first hopped on the website bandwagon creating their sister sites, BrownTown and WrightWorld, bringing entertainment to millions, well ok, maybe just hundreds of thousands...but anyways, the Destroyer came 'round, the sites disappeared, and after a few hilarious stories, so did his friendship with John...
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John and Josh have gotten past the misunderstandings, remembered the old times, and look forward to new ones. They are the perfect team, John is the cooky, nonsensical one that thinks up all the stuff that would make your mother cry, while Josh is the hilarious, peace-keeping, musical genius who comes up with all of the funky 80's lingo. Sure, a lot of the attention wrongly falls on John's shoulders, but it's a 50-50 effort, as Josh keeps John from failing English, getting arrested for harrassment to emus, and from getting sued by the Guatemalan government. He is an integral part of John's humor, and is sadly usually overlooked in that respect. This new version of WrightWorld is both of theirs, but Josh is more of a special guest, he'll add stuff as he pleases, mainly once every six months.
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Brian Blankenship's (Ex) Girl
-------------LAST SUMMER
Shemale the Monkey Woman enjoyed a deep and meaningful relationship with Brian Blankenship.
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After a slut named Candace Peterson stol her happiness, Shemale had a brief fling with John, and then went back to the jungles of southeast Asia to work for the Jane Goodall Foundation. |
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Brian Blankenship
-------------LAST SUMMER
Brian was a crybaby girl who hated me until I stopped embarrassing him in front of the entire world.
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Brian is going out with Candace Peterson, is a whipped pussyboy, and enjoys writing poetry. Maybe an unholy matrimony between Brian and WrightWorld will someday exist. God forbid.
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